Map suggestions

OK so Chiefy asked me to draw a house for the new map here it is


I updated it to include more TG members

PS: Zemog thinks the 'toilet' is busy. He hasn't been since the E3 conference started.
Oh and Hailstorm has a fetish for huge fish!

here is a Rough Paint-made sketch of what i think the standard housing in goat road should look like.

Tell me do you guys like it ?

Nice one Brain. Same goes for Holy crap! Duuuuude...
I made my own, rough 5-minute sketch. I know it's not my style to be as inaccurate and sloppy as now (See mai drawing videos for reference) but it's only a sketch to display my comcept: Keep it simple, keep it lag-free.

It's basically a nightclub-like place. (Have some muffled beats outside as a sound)
"TG" Neon sign at the top, next to a security camera. A window with planks over it. Dumpster and rubble on the side. Concrete, next to a road. Some small water-pits on the side, next to some slums. Everything by the road. Gigantic neon forming a goat in the middle. Keypad by the secured door, next to the 'VIP' feeling airport-ish guide-wiring or whatever it's called. Once you get inside there's stairs down to a bar, looks quite nice inside. Nothing overdone. Like you'd see in a nightclub possibly. And some nice goat emblems/shields on the walls. What do you think?



EDIT: Wow, that looked even worse in low-res on the site.

Nice zemog loving it
right now its late but im gonna make a consept drawring of the inside of the houses tomorrow or something check by for edit ^^.

Edit: here is the promised drawring of my idea for standard housing

EDIT:EDIT: ATUHOR'S NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

"infact you didnt send it to the atlantic ocean but to finland"
"how am i gonna cover up ?"
" i dont know mr gordon"
" i know we can blame it on those aliens that just came out of this rip in the space time continuum"

Very nice sir zemog. I would LOVE to see the non-sloppy version

Also well done to you Mr. Fucknuts! I would nevere have that much patience with paint

braincabinet wrote:

here is a Rough Paint-made sketch of what i think the standard housing in goat road should look like.

Tell me do you guys like it ?

Looks cool! But maybe a bit simple

What do the ppls of The TG think of mine?!

it looks like a nightclub :p for VIP ! ^^,

Chief both drawrings of mine are the same house
its like a standard 2 person appartment in the snobbish housing area Goatroad

I'm thinking something like this^^


THe mixmaster in the middle XD

I was thinking somethine like this:

No that will be the place where you take young japo/korean schoolgirls and rape the fuck outta them and then kidnap them and keep them there for a long long time

HolyCrapDudeXD wrote:

No that will be the place where you take young japo/korean schoolgirls and rape the fuck outta them and then kidnap them and keep them there for a long long time

Oooooh yeah...yeaaah.... Waaaaaitz! You r onlai twelvez! Shaim on yuu!

[TG]Hailstorm wrote:

HolyCrapDudeXD wrote:

No that will be the place where you take young japo/korean schoolgirls and rape the fuck outta them and then kidnap them and keep them there for a long long time

Oooooh yeah...yeaaah.... Waaaaaitz! You r onlai twelvez! Shaim on yuu!

No dude didn't you hear of the Josef Fritzl guy who lived there? Thats what he did. I was like... quotiing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case

Horrible stuff.

"Josef Fritzl was arrested on 26 April 2008, aged 73, on suspicion of serious crimes against family members..."

SUSPICION?! WHo else could have done it? THE FUCKING BOOGIE MAN?!

HolyCrapDudeXD wrote:

"Josef Fritzl was arrested on 26 April 2008, aged 73, on suspicion of serious crimes against family members..."

SUSPICION?! WHo else could have done it? THE FUCKING BOOGIE MAN?!

No, the spaghetti monster was on the scene of the crime those years too.

Anywayz we are going off topic.