*Incoming unscheduled offworld activation*
Hammond: Great googely-moogely
O'Niell: Indeed.
Teal'c: Ooooooooo. Shiney.
*Duchebaggery comes through*
Carter: Oh noes! It are one of those things!
Daniel Jackson: I stubbed my toe
*Johnson comes in the room*
Sgt. Johnson: Bip. Bap. Bam! There. Now all the confidence you need hax to gaw. Johnson powers activate.