What would you do if:

[TGR] Dexter wrote:

Nothing, i don't even know what he looks like

What would you do if a hot girl stumbled to your door asking to come in BUT SHE WAS SPR SECRIT ZOMBIE INFECTED.

I would yell: "ZOMBIELAND RIPOFF"...then rape.

What would you do if you could make people mysteriously disappear?

I'd make the hot girl in my classes boyfriend disappear.

What would you do if you were Colbert?

Make Zemog disappear, so i could be tha high captain

What would you do if the TG forum was deleted?

Rise from the ashes like a phoenix and create a new one!

What would you do if you were the only being left on earth?

Drink, do some drugs, then skydive to my death.
It would be awesome.

What would you do if you discovered the cure for cancer, AIDS and republicans but you couldn't tell anyone?

EDIT:

Crapdude, that post was the 3000th in General Discussion.

I would CRUSH IT AND REMOVE IT FROM THE EXISTANCE.


What would you do if you stood at a murder scene with a bloody knife in your hand?

I'd frame my hand.

What would you do if there was a god?

Pretend i was christian all along

What would you do if godzilla was real.

Make a movie about his life and works. Including many interviews and an insight of his day to day life!

What would you do if you could dream of anything you wanted?

Dream of 10 more dreams of anything i wanted so i could have everything and anything

What would you do if you got your hands on the iphone 4g.

I would /hammer.

What would you do if suddenly, hundreds of naked girls came running towards you like in the lynx adverts?

Put on a pair of geeky glasses just like in the specsavers advert! Just for the laughs.

What would you do if you found you were an amazing singeR?

I take over the world with my singing! I would have hidden messages in my songs to make everyone kill *****. Yes.

What would you do if you suddenly had the ability to make someone loose their hair?

I'd steal all the hair and make a giant hairmonster!

What would you do if you had the ability to run really fast?

i would run fast and accidetally trip over a small dog and scrape my face off against the asphalt

what would you do if u were pulled into the stoneage through a rip in the space time continuuum ?

braincabinet wrote:

i would run fast and accidetally trip over a small dog and scrape my face off against the asphalt

what would you do if u were pulled into the stoneage through a rip in the space time continuuum ?

I would use my knowledge to take over the stone age!

What would you do it the cake was a lie?

Send hate-mail to valve...

What would you do if you won a 50 bags of donuts?

I lööööööøøøøøøøve donuts! I would... USE THEM AS WHEELS ON MY SCOOTAH!


What would you do if you found a craw in your room?

Cook it.
Seafood is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.


What would you do if someone told you to ride a bike or they'd shoot you?

Zemog wrote:

Cook it.
Seafood is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.


What would you do if someone told you to ride a bike or they'd shoot you?

I would die instantly from the stress!

What would you do if the sea suddenly disappeared?

Go diving... SKY DIVING!

What would you do if you could travel through time!

I'd go to year 0 and shoot Jesus as an infant. Then I'd stop all other religions from happening.
After that I'd bring technology to year 5, explain it, get rich, go back to my time and enjoy all the new things since the world has suddenly progressed 2000 years.


What would you do if you suddenly became blind?

Can't do shit cos you shot Jesus as an infant you wanker...

What would you do if you found yourself in someone else's body. (not intercourse wise)

Male or female?

Male :3