Just lie back and relax...

It seems that mother nature is with TG and is doing our job for us...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100113/ap_on_re_us/un_un_haiti

Haha xD 10 points to HCDXD

Nice.


OFFTOPIC:I didn't wan't to make thread for this, but i have been in-active since i have been hardcore gaming ps3 + i have got a lot school work to do. I try to be at computer this weekend. Sry for this offtopic.

Lawl. TG wins again.

Spoiler:

i farted while scouting in my G.O.A.T and it caused the earthquake :S

altho i didnt mean to hurt all the civillians only the UN building was supposed to be harmed T-T

Spoiler:

What place is this? I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up on this mystical webpage.

From a TG point of view it's amusing, but now that I have seen all the shit that's happened I think it's pretty sad. :S

You're still in Albuquerque. Black Mesa is only a couple hundred kilometers from here.

Time is now 2:53, still no sign of life. Ill camp here for the night and continue on tomorrow.
Food i scarce and Im running out of ammo. CmmdrHaddock out.

Time is now 02:58, I have just come to realize that canned beans should have an expiration date.

CmmdrHaddock wrote:

Time is now 02:58, I have just come to realize that canned beans should have an expiration date.

Time is now 03:44, I have shot CmmdrHaddock.

As he was gasping after air and bleeding heavily he reached for his throwing knife.
He aimed, and threw it randomly at the man in the shadow. The man cried out in pain.
Owned by a nearly dead person the camper in the shadow picked up his rifle and fired two shots into the light.
But it was to late, the awesome CmmdrHaddock had escaped once again.

at 00.03 this morning comander haddoc died a gruesome death at the hands of Tg brain when he Dropped A Goathead missile ontop of comander haddocs head.

Yes, died. (shifty eyes)

But no! What is that! A plane, a planet, a molecule?! NO! ITS CHUCK NORRIS!
With a beastly roar, chuck resurrects commander haddock. He survived, and is now ready for new adventures!
*Commander haddock theme starts*

You're right. There is a city in the sky populated by magical Italian bears.

But just as everyone thought the world was somewhat safe. Appart from the war between the UN and TG that is.
Something green appeard in the sky. It was the giant super pickle! With it's colorfull, gay wand.



That could turn the entire human race into burning cupcakes. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW!?

Considering the recent earthquake in "you know where" I cant help to wonder if the doomsday clock will
be turned forward or backwards next year. This year its at 11:54. CmmdrHaddock signing out.

Good night and Good luck!

It probably will, unless USA leaks information about their HAARP prodject... wich is said to start these earthquakes to..."decrease" the world population.

Picture of haarp:


Random information: There is a HAARP facility outside Tromsø... scary! (City in north Norway).
"Quelle" as they call it in german: http://14296.vgb.no/2007/05/05/haarp-anlegget-ved-tromso/