Worst hacking attempt ever

Subject: Worst hacking attempt ever Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:39 pm

Ok, I've seen worse. There are some REALLY hilarious ones here:
http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=800338
Anyway, here's what happened today:

Quote :: Never tell your password to anyone.
Staam suport: good evning sir i am steam support and hackers are common. your at risk at getting hacked!!!
[TG] Zemog.: Oh hello my good feller'. Yes, hackers are like ants. I never know what to do... Do you?
Staam suport: yes if you give your username and password to the steam support we will ip lock it so only you can use it
[TG] Zemog.: Ooh! Sounds cool. Before we do that, let's keep talking about why hackers are so pathetic. What makes hacking especially sad is that it's at other people's cost.
Staam suport: thats why you shoud act now before you get hacked.
[TG] Zemog.: Yes, of course. First since you're already here I'd like to get a few answers. Firstly, why does it say "E10289524096238" every time I start a VALVe game? Also, why's steam so slow today? Why does VAC automatically disconnect me from TF2 servers when I have xFire in the background?
Staam suport: youll have to take that up with the other steam support im only an anti hacker
[TG] Zemog.: Oh, I see. For a moment there I thought you were the one and only "staam support". Well, ok. My username and passwords are listed on various sites. Amongst them are:
http://www.goatsevideo.com/images/goatse-original.jpg
There's a picture of my username and password there. I always keep a backup of course in case I forget.
[TG] Zemog.: www.smouch.net/lol
Staam suport: YOU MOTHERFUCKER IM GOING TO KILL U U SON OF A BITH GAY COCKCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[TG] Zemog.: Thank you for reporting offensive content and helping to keep the Steam Community clean and friendly. Buy yourself some cake, you deserve it.
[TG] Zemog.: It was a pleasure meeting you mr. Staam.
Staam suport is now offline.

What would possess anyone to call themselves Staam suport anyway?

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:42 pm

Yummmm, goatse...

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:40 pm

You OWNED that son of a bitch!

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:52 pm

Hahahahah xD What a looser.

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:06 pm

IT so fucking Cruel! xD
you owned that poor kid (assumed by the way he reacts)

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:52 pm

Hidden wrote:: IT so fucking Cruel! xD
you owned that poor kid (assumed by the way he reacts)

How's it cruel when he was phishing?

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thats fun xD
"staam suport" got owned!!

Subject: Re: Worst hacking attempt ever Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:05 am

The master of nothing wrote:: thats fun xD
"staam suport" got owned!!

Nice bump O:

Posts : 18 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-08-07 Age : 28

Ownd xD

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