this is what me and chief somewhat wrote and was gonna say in the promo vid for the embasy
a long time ago in 2008 a little Clan emerged from a hole in the Ground.
the little Clan quickly expanded in numbers because of rapid mating or quick reqruitment.
at the time the Biggest alliance on earth was fighting to keep the peace on the little planet and they were known as the Un.
in late 2008 the Clan that emerged from the Ground had Named itself the Goatriders and equalled Un in numbers, perhaps it was even bigger.
The technology Created By the Goat riders was high tech and state of the art, they build a nuke proof safe haven under Ground so that the people who mattered could hide out under ground was there ever any need to.
the un and the Goatriders lived in peace and prosperity and made the world a better place.
that was until a soldier of the UN declared WAR on The Goatriders in mid 2009 by Buying the last Muffin from the baker while the Leader of the Goatriders had been waiting in line for a muffin for 20 minutes !.
a cataclysmic battle ensued and the world now lies in Ruins. you are now one of the few people that are allowed access into the secret underground goatriders Embasy to help us Fuel our war efforts on the UN.
welcome to the Embasy! the place where you wait for the Nuklearly intoxicated Gasses to Clear out of the earths atmosphere.
with us you are safe
with us you are shielded
the embasy stands whenever its needed
Hail The riders !